My God, it seems like just yesterday, since we stuffed our faces like Christmas turkeys...

Christmas dinner. Here we go, again !!


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You’ve heard of wheat belly? Well now we’ve got dougheads, the new millennials. Take Nardo for example. Wheat Belly as some of you may know is the tendency for the body to store carb and fat in the body from bulk grains ( Read more... )

Coffee is a diuretic, so if you don't drink coffee, you can't use the washroom at Starbucks. Customers Only!


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Nardo seems to not only desire to walk in his mother's shoes, but to wear her clothes, and her brassieres.

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Duh


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I just realized that, when Nardo moves out, I won't have anything to complain about on LJ.

I think I'm going to miss that dysfunctional fat ass. Not.


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One Serving, Two Ounces of Plastic


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Fucking Ass Dick Needs His Ass KickedI woke up today with a feeling of foreboding and anxiety, like the world was gloomy coming to an end. Yesterday I felt magnanimous ( Read more... )

Who are all these alien assholes infecting my brain?

Every generation has their “skeletons in the closet” as they pass on their grudges, unhappiness, and “family secrets”
that silently impact the family’s generational history and well being. Ghostbusters!


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False Gut Fanny Pack for Disturbed Males

This might hit you below the belt... El Nardo slouch on the couch has a sagging gut, that looks like a big man tit hanging over his pant waste
on his short ass trousers. Apparently short ass and sagging gut are fashionable! Too many fat burgers. What is wrong with this fat food generation?

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